THIS is what's annoying me most at the moment, mostly because it's so idiotic. allow me to go off on one:

1) firstly, you in the advert, you don't half bear a striking resemblance to john power...hmm. mind if i call you john? well john, considering how long it's been since cast were around and how visible you've been since then, i can only assume this is a last chance tactic? sorry john, no-one wants to start a band with you. can you blame them?

2) *superband*? i'm guessing aybe you've got around 20 musicians in your phone. let's face it, you get 20 musicians playing in a superband and it's going to end up being like broken social scene. and nobody wants that; broken social scene were bad enough first time round.

3) i notice the tagline for this advert is "what would you do with free texts for life?" so, let me get this straight: you need free texts for life before you can afford to text a load of musicians to start a band. how are you going to afford all the equipment, practice room booking and other costs associated with being in a band? i don't realy think you've thought this through. or, was it that you weren't that bothered too before you got free texts? hmm, i don't really think you've got the commitment to get this band off the ground? sack it off, yeah?

4) once you've texted all these musicians, and they've replied with "sorry, i'm washing my hair?", how are you going to pester them and persuade them? something tells me that your texts will be very easy to ignore. in summary, give up now and stop being on all those adverts on the tube.

tl;dr. use this threaf to rant about something/not reply/abuse me.