If you really want to read this, try using The Internet Archive.
Best. Story. Ever.
I'd like to live in a town with this guy bombing down the high street.
http://www.southportvisiter.co.uk/southport-news/southport-southport-news/2009/02/11/rollerblading-oap-geoff-dornan-lives-to-skate-another-day-101022-22890428/