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Brilliant sayings to drop in to conversation
I thought I'd trumped everyone last night when I managed to drop in to conversation, in context, the following pearler -
"Yeah? I know every word to Candle In The Wind, doesn't make me Elton John, does it?"
Courtesy of something I saw on telly the other day that someone will no doubt remind me of in a moment.
However, I was stumped when a friend of mine followed up later on with "Yeah? And you can put your boots in the oven, doesn't make them biscuits."
Top banter right there.
More conversation stoppers, please