Boards
oh dear god... i just shat soo much
went to toilet thinking all was good,
sat down, did what i needed to,
got back up, flushed,
looked back down and realised what a MASSIVE shit i had just done and that it hadnt flushed, but barely been scraped by the water slowly drifting past it,
then realised that i needed to break it up otherwise its going to sit there,
looked around then thought of bog brush,
started to hammer away at it, then realised that lumps of sh*t were stuck to each brissle and then proceeded to try and get the sh*t off by plunging it downt he toilet and keep flushing
story over