Has anyone seen 'Holloway' on ITV? I know prison is as much about rehabilitation as punishment, but fuck me, these guys are having a laugh, surely?

Even the inmates are all like 'It's not remotely hard, you could live here.'

Jesus. There's a reason people in a third world shithole fear prison - because prison in a third world shithole is like hell on earth.

Ours really are like a holiday camp. The max security ones are probably hard, but still...wow.