My best mate just sent me this message:

''I was reading Ashley Eves' profile and I came across this (pretty lolsy)-

Ashley's Status-

Ashley Eves- watership down is fuckin sad i cryed now.

Scott Cowell at 11:18 on 24 March
ur like adicted to this film lol

Then a couple of Statuses down he wrote this-

Ashley Eves- bright eyes is a phat song

Then a few more down..-

Ashley Eves- weed is phat

I'd fucking hate to have that kids brain.''