what kind of bloody imbecile embarks on a 45 minute train journey, whilst having the mother of all coughs
without any cough sweets, water or tissues, and then proceeds to cough her way (literally one borderline-choking fit every 30 seconds) to work in a crowded train carriage, thus spreading her vile germs to everyone within a 30 yard radius? eh? eh? the kind of bloody imbecile that sits opposite me this morning, that's who.