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Glasses.
Okay, so I wear glasses. You can see them in my profile pic behind my swearing hand. Anyway...
I just asked one of the girls in the office "Oh, did you just get glasses?" as she was sporting a pair that I had not seen her wearing before, unto which she replied:
"No, I don't need them, I wear them cause they look good."
Since when did they change from being functional to being an accessory?