http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-11-10/dicaprio-is-producing-akira-ninja-scroll-not-acting

Please, please, please, please, please, please, for the love of God, just stop. Not just you, mind. All of them. Please?

I mean, at least wait for Akira to completely fail before even thinking about starting up with Ninja Scroll. And I don't even particularly like either, but 2008 is being really scary for this. How would NS even work anyhow? It's got to be borderline unreleasable surely, even with heavy censoring....

http://www.latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-a-look-at-the-live-action-akira-remake-akira-part-1-5678

And as much as this is old news...... wtf? Travis? That's probably the most disturbing thing about it. No, seriously, Tetsuo = Travis. Yeah. TRAVIS. No, I really don't understand either.

So there's going to be live-action AmericaniZed Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Ninja Scroll & Cowboy Bebop (could be okay, but Keanu Reeves as Spike? No thanks.)? All within a couple of years of each other? oh JOY.