I think I am doing it. Guy from next door got a call back from them today. I am going to be stealing from him, his stuff and maybe his girlfriend too. Obviously they will take one look at us middle class tossers and have none of it, but they will have to send us down to Manchester and put us up for the night to do it.

Basically, if we steal a train ride to Manchester can we get sued? I'm pretty sure they will have measures against idiots like us trying to be foolish on them.

Do you have any ideas for a jeremy kyle scenario which is better?

N.B "I'm a student!", yes yes yes.