My friend was cautioned for smoking on the railway platform today.
The fake transport police officer took him aside, questioned him (it took a while because he had to transcribe everything that was said) then used a mobile phone to call the police station and check his details, then he phoned my friends mother to the effect of "I'm afraid to inform you your son has been caught smoking". The son in question is 18.
Anyway, he recieved an official caution and may be prosecuted.
We all laughed lots.

Community support officers are a joke. Discuss.