http://www.cracked.com/video_16768_if-mccains-concession-speech-was-as-bitter-as-his-campaign.html

the comments are actually funnier
"There's nothing wrong with calling a terrorist a terrorist or a spade a spade. Now, some liberals will probably call me racist for calling Obama a terrorist spade, but that's because they're only interested in twisting my words.

If the American people want a muslim in office, that's their call - but they should know what they're doing, and not be surprised when we're no longer allowed to eat pork, and the stars on the American flag are replaced with crescent moons. If the people aren't prepared for the kind of straight-talk presidency that McCain and Palin (now there's a winner for 2012!) offered, they don't deserve it.

We had a choice between a mildly experienced man promising change and a man so experienced in continuing President Bush's legacy that he's practically the missing link between Chuck Norris and Ronald Reagan - but in a God-y way, not, you know, evolution. After 8 years of taking steps forward, we now take 4 years black. I mean back. You know what I mean ;) .

I think we need the kind of presidency that McCain could have given us. A man humble enough to change long-held positions for political expediency. A man politically savvy enough to find a maverick-in-a-haystack like the Palinator. A man with such a work ethic that - even when he suspended his campaign - worked as hard as ever on being elected to office (not to be confused with campaigning, though, which was suspended).

Centrism is for pussies and minorities. Palin 2012!"