OK so it's an Australian friend's birthday, and she's moving over to London next March, so the idea is to put together a birthday package to prepare her for her new life in the UK.

So far it is going to include:

- a copy of the Daily Mail.

I'm going to be so embarrassed to purchase this...

Anywhoo, other suggestions please? No tat if possible, I've already sent her loads of this in the past.