They're really starting to piss me off:

xxxxx is sat here looking at the beatuiful eternity ring Simon got her for her 21st and is thinking how lucky she is and wishing he was here xx

xxxxx loves his girlfriend

xxxxx has finally got a day off with dean.

xxxxx is in more love than you could shake a stick at

Urgh, really. Or am I being a tad harsh? My status updates just always seem to be full of them. Drives me crazy. I'm glad you love your girlfriend, really, I am, but tell THEM, not the world! Bah, humbug etc.