It comes two days after four million people across the nation lined the streets in protest over the BBC's sickening decision to broadcast the episode in which an audience member was hit by a piece of blu-tack on the eyebrow that Lauren Laverne flicked off her desk. Gordon Brown released a statement:

"It is of upmost importance that the BBC present no danger to the people of this country. We are currently in talks with America and plan to place sanctions on the BBC for crimes against health and safety."