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I'm interested as to who does the market research for the ads we get on here. I like to think it's _Tom as well; I picture him as a sort of benevolent madman living in a rabbit warren in my internet, tutting at the screen agitatedly before being distracted by some new catastrophe he has inadvertently set in motion elsewhere.

Anyway, what internet-advert-related anecdate can YOU divulge, dear DiS, which will distract me from doing these spreadsheets?