to help stop stress in an attempt to help them develop silky skills like all those foreigners who don't have any pressure to be so good(?!)

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or maybe they saw that awful comedy about kids football that was on bbc2 and were so appalled that they banned competition in the hopes of stopping anymore episodes being commissioned