We have an apprentice style task for a work day out next week. As there are two UK support centres, we have been mixed up into two department groups, for Preston and Acton, our respective sites.

We had our first team conference call this afternoon, and the people in Preston commented that they had never met me before. Then one of them piped up...

'I've heard you look like the lead singer of Scouting For Girls'

I'm going to set fire to Preston