Friday night in a hotel bar, this guy says to me, 'You really look like someone I know - can I buy you a drink? Where are you from?'
The guy was hammered. I had just gotten there.

Me: 'Sorry - I've had a really long day (I had just gotten off train from Newcastle - true - had luggage with me)'... The turn off was his eyes which were DISTORTED FROM BOOZE and all circular.

In the spirit of Lord Lucien's thread, what's the worst chatup line you have ever experienced?