What would you order?

I don't have to pretend, as me and the lady are going for one tonight. I love curry. I think this is helped for the fact that I don't have it too often, and only dip in every six weeks or so. I think I'm gonna go for a chicken dhansak tonight. A solid choice, I'm sure you'll agree

I made the mistake of going for King Cobras on a night out once. We all delved in, not realising our error. Three King Cobras later and we're all smashed, within the space of about an hour and a half. Proceed with caution, kids