Sorry about the irritating copycat thread, kurtrussell.

Cottage cheese. I had heard that it looked and tasted like baby sick, and while the former is true, the second is not. Hot toast, cold cottage cheese, pineapple. MMMMMM GOOD

Chips in pitta bread. Like a chip butty for southern willy wooftahs.

Russian Standard vodka. Must have been in freezer so that it's all thick and gloopy. I'm sure there are nicer neat-drinking vodkas (that bisongrass one maybe?) but my only previous experience was Smirnoff and shiz. ADVICE PLZ