one always uses the phrase "quite frankly" and the other one always says "i love you lots but.."

for example, Vicky asks me to pass the stapler, i absent mindedly hold it towards her. "Joe I love you lots but my arm is not that long!". ARRGHHH. this isnt witty, yet she thinks it is somehow.

or

me: "what are you having for lunch today?"
georgina "well i was going to sainsburys, but quite frankly the canteen is cheaper"

QUITE FRANKLY! I always feel like im being told off. she says it to everyone in all situations and preceding all statements of fact. every time i hear it i want to scream "QUITE FRANKLY!! QUITE FRANKLY!! QUITE FRANKLY!" in her face and then run out of the office waving my arms around screaming "QUITE FRANKLY!" at everyone.