Today, I nominate this guy:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7559881.stm

Its mostly that line, “Paper money will burn, but it is hard to damage coins." I love that sort of logic. Libertarian nuts are probably my favourite people, politically, because they've figured out the one thing most of us haven't: the government is a malevolent, unfathomable source of evil, so sprawling that we cannot even hope to understand it using the sort of thought processes most people might deem sensible.