Blimey, has anyone ever tried Linda McCartney's "sausages"?

They have to be the rankest thing EVER.

And they ACTUALLY look like turds, I even took a picture, seriously though?? WTF.

And they taste horrible too, according to the packaging they are "A deliciously seasoned vegetarian sausage". Eh? the only seasoning I could taste there was SALT.

Normally I love veggie sausages, the ones that don't try to be meat are always much tastier.

I can't even eat that last one... ROUGH.