I just uprooted a bush without using appropriate tools. Just a big garden fork. Didn't even have gloves on. And the bush had thorns. Just let that motherfucker scratch my arms. Solidly medium-sized bush too. And I was wearing flared cords and loafers, none of this practical gardening clothing mumbo-jumbo for me.

Got to be in my top ten anyway. Wow, I've got such a manliness rush right now. Somebody faint.