in bed last night, hoping because i've seen it so many times that i would drift off quite easily.

No such luck, i watched one and a half series and now can't stop quoting it.

David: I’d like to make a complaint please
Roan: Don’t care
David: But I stay in your hotel
Roan: I don’t care; not my shift
David: I think you’ll care when I tell you —-
Roan: I don’t care
David: There’s been a rape up there!!!