An attractive member of the opposite sex wants to have sex with you, but first they insist that you must purchase a few items to spice up the love making. The shop stocks every item you require. You have to ask for each item individually from a sexy shop assitant and you must say that they are all for you. Which, if any, of the following would you draw the line at buying?

Condoms
Lube
Viagra
A Vibrator
A Cock ring
A wank sleeve for men
A gimp mask with orange ball contraption
A blow up doll
A butt plug
A strap on
Some Gay porn
Some bestiality porn
An Emmerdale Boxset

I'd probably wimp out after the johnnies.