This thing is the most heroically vague ainterview I've ever seen. How can a young man who lives in New York, has piles of money and travels around the world have such limited taste? This interview isn't even vanilla - it's water flavoured....

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/feature/142169-guest-list-albert-hammond-jr

Some highlights:

Favorite New Songs from the Past Year: says he is 'wanting to hear' a song by Kings Of Leon, rambles about the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (who are neither a song or even an album) then also 'wants to hear' something from Last Shadow Puppets (even though he needs prompting to remember their name). Never actually names a song.

Favorite Song of All Time: names something off fucking Sgt. Pepper

Favorite New Band: erm, Adam Green

Last Great Film I Saw: 'wants to see' WALL-E

Last Great Book I Read: can't even remember the name of the author

Favorite Piece of Musical Equipment: dear god - 'I would say probably the recording console'

Favorite Record Shop: Virgin Megastore

Best Thing I Did This Year: 'I guess choosing to live life and be excited about things. Choosing a different...well, I guess just changing and growing up. I learned a lot of things'

Favorite Venue: Madison Square Gardens 'where I saw Coldplay'

Favorite Radio Show at the Moment: 'I don't really listen to the radio. But I guess if I did, I'd listen to Howard Stern'

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