In my crap office, I sit in front of a window which has a view of a white brick wall. There's a window in this wall and sometimes people come to it holding a kettle. Once, I looked outside and noticed someone had done a shit up the wall and also partially inside an upturned golfing umbrella.It took three days for environmental health to come out and power hose the logs away.

Well, that little story killed a few more seconds before home time...thanks!