we all know that cats, despite being pretty great with their following you and playing with you and being all cute and being pretty independent, are not as good as dogs, with their uber playfulness and permanent willingness to come and have a good heart to heart whenever YOU want it, rather than just when they feel it's appropriate (horrid little cats with their, oh look check me out over here, yeah that's right, just check me out, come near me and i'll run a mile, i don't want your grubby human hands anywhere near my beautiful pee pee ridden fur, I bestow foxes upon thee!)

but regardless of all of that, and this counts for other less orthodox pets such as rabbits and hamsters too, does anyone have an opinion on which gender is more loving?

My family has always had male dogs, primarily so that they don’t need to neuter it or deal with any rumpy pumpy repercussions, and I’ve loved each of them loads. But I’ve barely had any experience other than petting one in passing, with bítches. Does anyone know if in the same way that men are stupid rough hunter gatherers whereas women are moany things with norks, whether there are similar differences with pets?

Thanks.