*ring ring*

"Hello"
"Hi, its me"
"Yeah? Whos that?"
"Its ME!"
"Ok, but I don't know who you are"
"What do you mean?! Its me! I can't believe that you don't recognise my voice!"
"Look if you'll just tell me who it is..."
"NICK ITS ME"
"Ok then.......fuck off?"
Then I hung up. I wonder who it was?