are you male and heading for your mid twenties? do you have a modicum of acting ability? like, on a scale of one to ten, one being Beth from Hollyoaks and ten being Paddy Considine, you'd be a 2-6?

i need a guy to harass my friend, in a film, for about 10 minutes. it's part of a whole bar scene which we're gonna do ad-hoc outside the OBL because there's a gig on there tonight, so there should be people around, which is what we want...

entries on a postcard please.