Christ, how many times can one person get mugged in such a short time?! Last night I managed to:

1. Drop my phone through the gap between the train and the platform at Finchley Road.

2. Get on the wrong bus home and end up in Stevenage (thanks for pointing me to the wrong bus Mr First Capital Connect man)

3. Get mugged for a measly £2 by some psycho chav

I'm in work feeling extremely tired (I got home at 6am) and sorry for myself. Words of kindness and joy would be greatly appreciated, feel free to leave them below this post.