Could everyone do me a favor and post the following to jasminrs85@googlemail.com (include a Word Document with 'Title: CV; Interests: I have a bowl-cut and enjoy the work of Roxy Music.'')
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Hello Jasmin;

I’m Simon Easter Everage – a prolific Public Relations agent who has dominated this particular occupational fleet for 32 years. I am an Executive Administration Manager of the South-London division of the PR premiership in a company called ‘F. L. Abbey + G. Roin Ltd.,’’ (with Gareth Roin and Fiona Abbey being the foremost PR admistrators in the country) which has hosted celebrated talent for 28 years. It is a complete platform offering unsurpassed support for clients to gain prominent visibility within the media. It allows our clients a chance to get their heads above water, and breathe the dirty, rotten air of fame. The company takes a pro-active hands on approach to PR, organising all day events launches, promotional sales, press conferences, media interviews, reviews and most importantly guidance to clients about the media. We currently have under our belt an array of stars including: Big Buttons McPherson, Jodie Marsh, Adrian Cowell, Johnny ‘The Crow Cock’’ Collins, Thea Goddard, Lisa Mafia, Harry ‘Child-Molester’’ Wentz and Jizz Gobble Lonergan. We will help you display your front-arse to the world. F.L.Abbey + G.Roin Ltd: Like Batman’s willy beard…only better.

Yours sincerely

Simon