A few years ago I was on a full bus. This really really huge guy got on laden with shopping and his trousers were hanging off him. Because of his shopping he was struggling to keep them up. All of a sudden they dropped round his ankles, he put his shopping down and pulled them back up. Worst thing was he had no undies on and there was a scream on the bus from all the little old ladies giggling "been a while since I've seen one of those Hilda"

Anway, on the way home there was an horrific stench of shit. When this guy got off, of course it was going to happen again and it did. This time we got the total back view as he bent right over to pull his duds up. We then realised where the smell was coming from, lets just say he had a very dirty rear end! Shudder!

Anyone beat that?