I went out for a meal in Southsea with some friends from work tonight. We ended up walking along the seafront afterwards to watch the local Gary Gang racing their Novas, fighting, and drug-taking etc.

There were few cars parked up along the road but as we passed a certain Suzuki Wagon R, the window wound down as we approached and a very fat girl asked, "Excuse me, do you three lads want to have a gang bang?".

I said nothing. We carried on walking.

My reasons for this:

1) The woman was very fat
2) Her very fat friend was passed-out in the passenger seat
3) Suzuki Wagon Rs are very small
4) There was a young boy on the back seat

Yeah.