Whew! Well, four years, seven months and two weeks exactly after making my first post, I've hit ten thousand. I'd like to thank my parents, my friends, my agent, my lawyer, my accountant, my speech writer, my year 9 chemistry teacher, the guy who served me at Somerfield this morning, Mrs. Patak of curry sauce fame, my new-age meditation spiritual guide....*collapses into floods of tears*

Anyhoo, as me some questions, and I'll answer them, oh yes.

10,000!