is brilliant.

I have no responsibilities. College is over. I'm just awaiting my results. I have nothing to do. I work on Saturdays just to keep me in the money.

Give me suggestions on what I can do with all these millions of years I have to kill. All the things you'd want to do if you had millions of spare days!

Tonight I plan a big cheese and tomatoes on toast extravaganza.

BUT WHAT CAN I DO TOMORROW?