So as some of you know I work offshore. Or, do sometimes. These trips are hard to organise and come round rarely and pay a fuckton of money, so obviously I want to do them.

So last week I am asked if I fancy antoher trip, in August. I am like"sure dude, put me down."

Then I remember "I can't be away on the 11th of August, that is my anniversary with the girlfriend and I can't be away on the 23rd of August as that is a wedding."

"Cool, that's fine, we will sort it out" I am told.

Now, the email comes through saying I am leaving on the 11th. What a FAIL! I even spoke to the guy this morning about it saying "I can't be away on the 11th." Now I am leaving on that day! Fucking jobsworths. And I am hungry.