The green countryside is great.
The historyis great.
Our music scene is pretty great.
Our humour is unriviled and well.. great.
but...

The food is sh*t.
The cost of living is sh*t.
The obsession with mortgages rather than rent is sh*t.
The beer is sh*t (and expensive).
The license laws are sh*t.
The weather is mega sh*t.
The working hours are sh*t.
The war mongering, militant govt. is sh*t.
The massive over crowding is sh*t.
The expensive fuel is sh*t.
The people are ugly.
Our rail network is unbelievably sh*t.

did i get it right?