This will soud awfully strange to anyone that hasn't seen this, but... has anyone seen 'Horror Hospital'? Its a 70's horror film... and it is so bad it cracked me up.

It was on the other night.

Please, somebody tell me they have seen it... I need to discuss the evil, axe weilding midget... Anyway, here's an exert from a review:

Welcome to Horror Hospital, which opens with a man and a midget in the back of a limo. Two blood soaked people come running down a path and onto the road in front of the car. Unsurprisingly, the car begins to chase. As it approaches, the little man pulls a lever extending a blade, several feet long, from the roof. Now a rolling guillotine, the car beheads both of the runners and their heads land conveniently in a canvas bag under the blade. Yes folks, this is one strange film.