Its hands down the most depraved, hilarious unputdownable unbelievable work of 'literature' ive ever come across. I find myself desperate for my next chance to read some of it, finding any space of time to open it up.

My fave bits so far are:

Meeting ozzy and coming to the disappointing conclusion that theres always someone sicker than the crue

tommy lee's friendly sharing of his girlfriends mouth

watching the roadies spuff into their hands and have a girl on all fours licking it up while meow-ing

the phone conversation with a girl's mother while the phone is lodged inside the girl

utter depravity!

Anyone read it?