from the other footy post, try and list as many shit and/or random players you club has had (again, that you actually remember/seen play)

CHELSEA:
Gareth Hall
Andy Myers
Tony Cascarino
Mick Harford
Robert Fleck
Chris Sutton
Frode Grodas
George Weah
Brian Laudrup (got him on the back of my shirt, buggered off after 2 months!)
Andy Dow
Neil Shipperley (scoring legend for us!)
Bernard Lambourde (a mate of mine got HIM on the back of his shirt one season!)
Mark Nicholls
Neil Clement
And I remember Paul Parker playing half a game for us once, when he was about 39!