Right then, it's not only trendy London types who can enjoy a nice BBQ with good music *grumble*, we can also have one using the power of the internet.

We can also have a good time, right then, I have a grill so if anyone else wants to 'come here' and bring some meat (none of Ralphcore's pink ham) and some drink that would be ace.

For music and entertainment it's open mic so if anyone wants to sing just go-ahead, we will even allow jokes.

At least we don't have to put up with the threat of bad weather and food poisoning as well!