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Bored at work? Wanna change your personality with one word?
Tack the word 'babes' onto the end of your sentences.
I've been trying it out now for the best part of 5 hours for no obvious reason, but the range of reactions from bemusement to disgust has really opened my eyes to a new, sleazier sounding me.
Try it some time. You'll achieve a level of patronizing sleaze to your discourse you only ever dreamed about.