How come I only found out about this guy this weekend?! He's incredible. The best bit might be the way he always puts a 'copyright' symbol after her own name.

There was a piece about him in Observer Sport Monthly, about all the sports stars he's 'suing' and I laughed so, so hard.

Wikipedia has very little on him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches
but seriously, research this guy.

My highlights thus far:

Suing Mike Tyson: "Charges - Wearing a sailor outfit with a black beret; unplugging a jukebox in a nightclub in Iowa as it played Michael Jackson songs chosen by the plaintiff, then putting on Culture Club's 'Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?' instead; kicking plaintiff in ribs when he refused defendant's request for a dance

Plaintiff seeks $4,000,000, excluding medical costs"

Suing cyclist Floyd Landis, "Charges - Cycling with ET in his front basket; plotting to ride into South Fork dam on a bike-shaped missile

Plaintiff seeks Surrender of bike-shaped missile"

Suing Perez Hilton (here's an example of the hand-written letters he submits):

http://www.popcrunch.com/federal-inmate-jonathan-lee-riches-perez-hilton-lawsuit/

"We met on a gay Nevada chat line called 'the man hole'"