The house dog, Floyd, is in disgrace. He's eaten x 2 FULL tubs of Lurpack spreadable butter in as many weeks... Am amazed he didn't throw up or it didn't come out the other end.. no, he's FINE.

He actually managed to get up onto the kitchen bench and get said butter both times; this amazes me as he is a short legged dog (basset bastard hound)...and the butter was not near the ledge at all.. so not sure quite how he did it..

Pogo stick perhaps?

Any suggestions on how he did it or what to do with the dog? He's on a 48 hour 'fast' now and I'm pretty much ready to sell him for a quick 50. I'm pretty good with dogs and animals in general but this animal really exasperates me at times. Basset hounds are bastard dogs. They really are.