masturbating quite visibly as i walked past his house on my way from work just now. He was unashamebly conducting the one arm symphony at some god forsakenly old PC (which i would imagine still ran on windows 95),while he scrolled down a page of hardcore super sex pictures . All this was highly juxaposed in an ironically post modern way by the television being on at the same time with Countdown or something other genial programme on in the back ground.
This was observed in one slightly prolonged glance by the way, where i always saw that he blatantly still lived with his mother;was bolding at the sides and was quite fat. Also there was a 'A course' christian sticker thing on the living room window ahahahah
Interrupted anybody else on a date with Ms Palm and her five lovely daughters before??