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"You may wonder how students can afford to go out so often and consume so many costly chemicals. Let me enlighten you. A non-income-assessed loan is £3,385 a year minimum. It is fairly safe to assume that many students also have their rent and tuition fees paid, meaning that this money is theirs to spend as they like."

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I'm taking bets now on how likely the writer of this 'article' is related to an employee of The Times or a company of that stable.