OK, so I'm in this small group of men and women and the conversation drifts to anger management issues.

So dude #1 tells about bashing some guy's skull in...dude #2 tells about being stabbed or stabbing somebody...

OK, so the group strokes their collective beards "Ah, stomped on motherfucker's head," ...excellent... "Ah, stabbed asshole" very good...

and then I say, "Yeah, there've been a few cunts I've had to deal with --"

"OMG! Did you just say the C-word!!!!"

Is that not hilarious?!!

It's probably lost some of it's shock value for you Brits, but here in the states, it's truly a great word. I now have the all-powerful ability to alienate anybody at any time. Go me!